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Up-grades can cause problems

Posted on 03 March 2004 by Liza Mae V.

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
Programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating System.
Try to enter the command: “C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME”
to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically
install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
Snoring Loudly 10.8

Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

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2 Comments For This Post

  1. shespeaksit Says:

    girl this is tooooo cute….

  2. Anonymous Says:

    And the men’s view

    This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries……but, now we know.

    As a man:

    If you stay home and do the housework…you’re a pansy.
    If you work too hard…there’s never any time for her.
    If you don’t work enough…you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

    If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay…this is exploitation.
    If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay…..you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.

    If you get a promotion ahead of her…..that is favouritism.
    If she gets a job ahead of you……its equal opportunity.

    If you mention how nice she looks……it’s sexual harassment.
    If you keep quiet……….its male indifference.

    If you cry…………you’re a wimp.
    If you don’t……..you’re an insensitive bastard.

    If you make a decision without consulting her…..you’re a chauvinist.
    If she makes a decision without consulting you……she’s a liberated woman.

    If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy……. that’s domination.
    If SHE asks you………it’s a favour.

    If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear……you’re a pervert…
    If you don’t…………..you’re gay.

    If you buy her flowers………….you’re after something.
    If you don’t………………..you’re not thoughtful.

    If she has a headache…………she’s tired.
    If you have a headache………….you don’t love her anymore.

    If you want sex too often………you’re oversexed.
    If you don’t…………….there must be someone else.

    So why do men die first? Because WE want to!!!

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